This week’s segment of Pun Finds features a compilation of the best sports puns. Better hold on tight, because like our skiing skills, these puns go downhill fast!

AGF’s Favorite Sports Puns

Then It Hit Me -- Sports Puns
  • Why did the police go to a baseball game? Because someone was stealing a base!
  • I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that’s just a ballpark number.
  • A new batter joined the baseball team, and he was a real hit!
  • A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.
  • A high scoring football game can be very offensive.
Tennis -- Sports Puns
  • After dating the goalie on the local team for a while, she realized he was a real keeper.
  • Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.
  • Since I’ve quit soccer, I’ve lost my goal in life.
  • My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
  • A golfer bought two pairs of pants, just in case he got a hole in one.
Chargers_Super_Bowl_Pun -- Sports Puns
  • I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  • Sometimes cyclists are two tired to finish the race.
  • It’s a boat time the sailing portion of the competition started.
  • I heard the swimming teams had to pool their resources to afford the trip.
  • I’m competing for that stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
  • I’m not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks.
Fencing - Sports Puns
  • A fisherman tried boxing, but he only threw hooks.
  • I quit gymnastics because I was tired of hanging around the bars.
  • Did you hear about the angry gymnast? He just flipped.
  • What do you say to impatient jockeys? Hold your horses.
  • The race horse went lame early. It was the first out of its gait.
  • I’ve never killed a deer before but I’ll take a shot at it.

Hopefully we hit that one out of the park! While we would love to continue the fun, it’s a boat time to wrap things up…

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